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Humans have five senses.
Which of these five senses do you think is the strongest?
- Strongest? - Strongest?
- How do you say it? - How do you say it?
- Isn't it the eyes? - The face?
- That's right. - Well, it's the eyes.
- It's different. - It's different.
- It's clearly different?
Yes, it's clearly different.
Well, in another video, we talked about the sense of hearing.
I'm sure you know it by now, but...
The strongest sense of hearing is the sense of taste.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
It's a little different, isn't it? It's annoying.
That's right. You can't say, "I'll get rid of the sense of taste for now."
If you cover your ears, you won't be able to hear.
If you close your eyes, you can close your nose, but you can't get rid of your sense of taste.
Also, the visual sense is the eyes and the auditory sense is the nose.
- That's how it is, but only the sense of taste is everything. - That's right.
- In that case, the eyes also have a sense of taste, don't they? - That's right.
That's why we're going to give you a sense of taste quiz this time.
- A sense of taste quiz? - A sense of taste quiz?
Which do you prefer, sensitive or dull?
Sensitive...
- That's not a crude statement. - Then I prefer sensitive.
- That's a crude statement. - I prefer dull.
- I think sensitive is better. - I like sensitive.
That's right. We're going to do a sense of taste quiz now.
There's no reward for it. I mean, there's no punishment for it.
However, if you lose this sense of taste quiz, you will have sex with a girl in the future.
"Oh, I'm going to help you." It's certainly stupid, isn't it?
You're going to have sex while you think you have a sense of taste.
- You're going to be recognized like that now, aren't you? - That's not good.
- Then you're not going to have sex. - That's right.
- Then you're not going to feel good, are you? - It's getting more and more realistic.
Perhaps a dull sense of taste may be a very embarrassing thing.
- That's what I felt a little bit. - Yes.
We're not going to do anything weird, so let's have fun.
First of all, let's start with "well, I've done it before."
- Have you ever done a taste quiz? - A taste quiz?
- By the way, what is a "taste quiz"? - What's in the box is a taste quiz, isn't it?
- That's what you did with your boobs. - That's also a taste quiz!
- I've done it a few times. - It's a taste quiz that you naturally do.
Taste Quiz
Now, behind you, there will be certain people who will appear and write words on your back.
I said "words," but don't think of it like a language. They will write something.
So please wait until I say "yes," and when I say "go ahead," please write what you wrote on your back on the board in front of you.
It really looks like a party.
It's been a while since I've said this, but the winner of this quiz will be awarded the title of "chewing king."
Oh, it's been a while!
Please write what you wrote on your back on the board in front of you.
If you're bad at writing, you won't know.
That's true.
I wish I wasn't an ugly finger like Tetsuya.
You're fat.
It's easy to see.
You're ugly.
It's easy to see.
You're slow.
Do it again.
You're ugly.
I'll send you a video recording.
You put your finger like this!
You put your finger like this on someone's nose!
If you hadn't said that, I wouldn't have won.
You're good at drawing!
It's so bad!
You're good at drawing!
You were complaining about it last time.
Why?!
You were complaining about it last time.
You always say that you'll send me something, but you don't send me anything.
You're worried about it.
We'll talk about tactile sensory stimulation in the meantime.
Take three coins like this and stand here and touch them.
If one of them is warm, you lose.
That's interesting!
Well, please try it at home.
What!? You want me to do it!?
Huh?
Let me do it!
I really want you to do it!
Why!?
I really want you to do it!
I want to do it while it's still warm.
Then, while it's still warm, let's do it.
Then...
It's a high-catch strategy, but...
Yes.
Then, go ahead.
I'll do it.
Is it okay for me to be in charge of it?
Ah!
It's pork bone!
Pork bone!?
Hey!
Oh, it's strong!
I was pork bone.
I was also pork bone!
No, it's ramen! Ramen!
Then, please do the first one!
I'll do it!
One!
Two!
Don't say "one" or "two"!
Shut up, you!
Shut up!
You said "two" in the middle of it!
Let's do "two" one more time!
You know the number of times, don't you?
Let's do it one more time!
Say "one" and "two"!
One...
Then, we'll start from "zero"!
"Zero"...
"Zero" may have a different pace.
Shut up, you!
I'll do it!
I'll do it like the magnet of Anpanman!
Is it okay for me to do it!?
I won't do it!
If you say "one" and "two", you won't do anything!
I won't do it!
What's wrong with you doing it like this!?
I won't do it! What's wrong with you!?
Then, I'll turn it off.
I'm not a ball!
One...
Two...
Here you go.
Please put it on the stone.
One, two...
It was so complicated.
What?
Oh, I see.
Really?
It was like this.
No way!
It can't be.
It was like this.
I don't know what it is, but it was like this.
If it's like this, can I take off my back?
I don't know what it is.
It's similar, isn't it?
It's exactly the same.
Everything we do is exactly the same.
Well...
Zero points.
What?
Hey, Gun-san.
You said it was like this, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I'm sure it was like this.
If it's like this, it must be like this.
I'll put it on the stone.
Here you go.
Wow, it's similar!
It's the same!
No, it's not!
It's the same!
Your eyes are weird and your vision is weird, too.
The vertical and horizontal lines are the same.
Wait, can I write like this?
It's easier for me to write like this.
Can I write like this?
Can I say something?
The reason why I thought you wrote it like this is...
It's because of your experience.
You wrote it like "I'll write it like this."
But you've made up your mind, haven't you?
You're right.
You're embarrassing me.
You're a foodie.
You're embarrassing me.
We're all still zero points.
(The second question)
The second question!
Please!
One, two...
If you put your hand between the racket's left and right and do it like this, you can feel it slimy.
It's called "velvet hand illusion".
If you have a tennis racket in your hand, please try it.
Damn it, I forgot because I talked with my glasses on.
Now, please put it on the chair.
Here you are.
Wow!
What!?
This is bad.
No, it's not.
Well...
I'll give you a bean sprout.
Yes!
Bean sprout?
Look back at you.
Idiot!
You gave me a bean sprout!
No, wait.
But I'll give you a bean sprout, too.
What!? A bean sprout for me!?
What!?
Let me see it!
It's a bean sprout for me and Toshimitsu.
Well, Tetsuya and Toshimitsu have a part of it.
Here it is!
It looks like a chrysanthemum.
Oh, I see!
It's the closest!
What's wrong with you, Yo-san?
It doesn't look like a chrysanthemum.
Maybe it's because it's big and it's spread out all over the place.
Maybe it's become blunt.
No, no, no, it's mostly like that.
Thank you for coming, sensitive 30 year olds.
Oh, you're saying it again.
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
Which one is blunt, you idiot?
The next question is very simple.
It's a mole pie battle.
Mole pie.
What is it?
Yo-san, what is a mole pie?
A mole pie is...
a cow's penis, I guess.
A mole pie is...
Toshimitsu, what is a mole pie?
A mole pie is...
a horse's...
No, it's pretty much correct.
A horse is holding a pie like this.
A cow is holding a pie like this.
Professionals know what they're holding just by feeling it with their thumbs.
That's what a mole pie is.
Wow, that's interesting!
I'm going to show you how it's done.
All right!
Let's do about three laps.
Please answer "a horse is holding a pie like this."
I see.
But there's a pie you can win in here.
That's right.
I see.
A pure white pie.
Let's start with Yo-san.
Please touch it with your thumb.
I've decided.
Here we go.
I think it will be like this.
Compared to the first column.
Just looking at it tells me a lot.
Certainly.
It's about to end.
It's "chiiman".
"chiiman", show me.
What?
It was "kyusou" that Ryo-san said.
kyusou
Yes, please open it.
Has "kyusou" decreased with this?
Yes.
Then, Ryo-san, please.
I don't say "kyusou" appropriately.
Here we go.
ro-wan
"ro-wan", show me.
It's "shi-pin".
But I may have understood it a little.
I see.
Sushi-san, please.
Here we go.
ro-pin
"ro-pin", show me.
"su-pin", it's close.
It's close.
It's "sega", isn't it?
The second column.
Yes, it's this one.
Here we go.
What?
Here we go.
san-man
What?
Ryo-san, your tone...
Yes, your tone is different.
Yes.
Meijin-san.
Yes.
I was doing mahjong normally and I was drawn to "haku".
You were drawn to it.
Yes.
haku
Here we go.
haku
Ta-dah!
Congratulations!
Wow!
You did it!
It's done!
tsuron
Is this the difference of mahjong experience?
How is it?
The difference of mahjong experience...
You did it!
Your voice went up!
haku
That's amazing!
Your wings went up!
tsuron
It's done!
The moment you held it...
You couldn't stop grinning...
iisou
shaa
hatsu
uuman
Your belly button is sticking out...
I have no idea...
nan
non
nan
uman
kuso
toshimita
The last one!
tosho
nyanso
This is critical!
It's easy to understand, but it's difficult!
So, Tetsuya and Shimizu will lead for a while.
Do you want it? "Shokkaku" or "Unchiku"?
I want it!
Now we're showing you two languages.
Which one is "buba" and which one is "kiki"?
This one?
Please look at it.
"kiki"!
No matter who you ask,
this side is "kiki".
But I envy you.
It's not because it's Japanese.
English is "buba" and "kiki".
Most people say "kiki".
So, this feeling of "ah, this throbbing feeling is "kiki".
It seems to be common for all people.
It's not a Japanese feeling.
I'd like you to be more direct and sensitive.
What we're going to use from now on is only toothpicks.
We're going to use toothpicks from now on and touch them like this.
How do you feel?
I don't like it when it stings.
I don't like it when it stings twice as much.
It stings, doesn't it?
I'm touching it like this now.
I haven't touched it once, twice, or even three times.
This is the distance between us.
Don't make me look like an idiot.
Easy game!
I'm only going to answer one, two, and three times.
It might be a bit of a mess.
Please do it five times and the correct number will be the point.
Can I start with you, Tetsuya?
Yes.
Please give me the material budget.
Yes, here's the first question.
Can I answer this already?
Yes, you can.
It's one.
Yes.
The second one.
Hmm?
Again?
It's one.
Yes.
It's normal.
The third one.
I can feel it a little.
Two!
I see.
The fourth one.
Hmm?
Two!
I see.
The last one.
It's one.
Tetsuya, please open your eyes.
Yes.
It's close, but this is...
Tetsuya-san, it's zero.
What?! It's zero, right?
It's not quite right.
What?! Are you kidding me?!
Okay, then I'll change it in the middle and open your eyes.
Yes.
Ah, Toshii-san, it might be disadvantageous because you have hair growing.
No, no, it's not. Does it matter?
No, isn't your hair strong?
Ah, Toshii-san, if you hit it with your hair...
If you hit it with your hair, it'll be like this.
Okay, go ahead.
One.
Is it fixed?
Okay, go ahead.
Ah, this is one.
Ah, no, it's not.
Okay, then third one, go ahead.
Ah, this is one.
Fourth one, go ahead.
Toshii-san, do it!
Ah, I feel like it's a little wrong.
Two.
Fifth one, go ahead.
Okay, go ahead.
Toshii-san, it's two points.
I hit it already.
Which one did you hit?
The one who said "one" hit it.
The one who said "two" and "three" hit it.
No, zero is bad.
No, but zero is unfair, Toshii-san.
The way you do it.
It's unfair.
Okay, go ahead.
Toshii-san!
Two.
Second one.
One.
It's sweet.
Two.
I can't hit "three".
Is it "three" soon?
It's sweet.
It's "two".
"Two" is too many, Toshimitsu.
Last one.
Do you like "two" that much?
It's "one".
Didn't you get "three" yet?
But it's difficult to do it.
It's difficult.
I'm nervous.
Actually, there are "one" and "two".
I said "three" because I thought it was too literary.
Ryo-san, you get "one" point.
It's funny to watch it.
It's funny.
Ryo-san, you get "one" point for making fun of me every time.
I think "three" and "one" are all "one".
I agree.
I think "three" and "one" are all "one", but I don't know whether it will expand a little.
I don't have a sense of it.
After all, it doesn't make sense.
But you can do it with your fingertips, can't you?
No, no, no.
No, no, you can't do it.
It's ridiculous.
What?
Aren't you a genius?
Are you crazy?
It's amazing.
Are you kidding me?
One point for "one".
It's "two", isn't it?
It's amazing, Tetsuya.
You are a genius.
Fingertips are sensitive, aren't they?
I think so.
The sensory nerves that we feel now are...
I don't know.
There are more fingertips and fewer fingers and less back.
Your back looks dull.
My back looks dull, doesn't it?
That's true.
The current score is...
Tetsuya, zero points.
Shimei, two points.
Ryoko, one point.
It's low.
I don't know what it is.
I didn't know it would be so low.
Last one!
You can put as many green peas as you like in your mouth.
So eat them up in 30 seconds.
How many did you eat?
I think my mouth is strong.
I play with my mouth for 3 days.
That's not good.
What?
I play with my mouth for 3 days.
Ready, go!
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
30!
Tetsuya!
15!
Ryo!
12!
Toshin!
9!
The answer is 15!
Wow!
Look at his face.
I counted twice.
Check it.
15!
I didn't know how to count.
Open your mouth.
I'm counting now.
Ryo!
28
29
30!
Did you eat?
Toshin!
26!
Ryo!
34!
Tetsuya!
29!
The answer is 32!
Wow!
Just in time.
I know.
So, just now, Tetsuya-san got 1 point.
- One bean sprout and two points. - One bean sprout and two points.
- Kyo-san? - Only one point.
One point.
- Toshimi-san, three points and one bean sprout. - So, four points in total?
So, Toshimi-san is a sensitive... No, I'm wrong. He's a tactile king.
- Oh, what was it again? - A tactile king?
- Sensitive king! - Sensitive king!
- Tactile king! - Tactile king!
So, when it comes to video games, there are many academic-like videos that we've been waiting for.
- How many of them have you seen? - Wow, it's like...
I've been wondering if I'm measuring the room, and my body's been quiet.
- Well, but Ryo-san says that he's sensitive. - Hmm...
- It's clear that Ryo-kun is sensitive. - That's not true!
So, we've covered four questions this time, but it seems like there's still a lot of mystery about tactile things.
If you're still interested, please come and ask your teacher questions after class.
- If you're going to say it here, you're going to get drunk, so come and play with us. - Come and play with us.